An empty food bowl is what I woke up to find. A smug sister sat beside the bowl. The worst cousin in the world sat on the other side of...

Nouns are yummy. The end. Mother says I have to sound like I am a teacher. I reminded her I'm a cat, and she said that was no excuse for...

My mother is unhappy with me because yelled at my sister Lolah and cousin Tessa. Even worse, I didn't apologize. (They deserved it.) My...