Welcome to Milo's World!

My mother is unhappy with me because yelled at my sister Lolah and cousin Tessa. Even worse, I didn't apologize. (They deserved it.) My punishment was to "Google how to use proper English" and write a fifteen-point essay on what I learned.

Hello, I'm a cat. I don't know how to read.

Mother gave me The Look.

I asked her if I could write a blog instead. She agreed. She even gave me her notes on Tricky Grammar for me to use, but I'm a cat and don't know how to read. I thanked her for her notes because I am a polite cat. Besides, my sister Lolah likes to eat paper.

Let's see, where should I begin...?

Hi, my name is Milo Ray Welborn, Esquire.

I'm an orange tabby. Mother says I'm more of a strawberry blonde, but I say that sounds pretentious. You can just call me a ginger. I have a sister named Lolah. She's black and white and is a food-bowl hogger. My cousin Tessa is a tortoiseshell, which is a fancy way of saying she's black with brown and orange splotches. Tessa bullies me.

Treat time!

Until I write again...

MiLO